Books: Love of Them

"I could do that." Said everyone who ever watched a professional do anything on television. GamerDude is one such person. He was born to be a chef, but other personality traits derailed him, I guess. I'm often holding myself in check and trying not to cringe when I see him add a peculiar ingredient to a dish. With flourish! Salt? Dashed. Cinnamon? Essenced. Thyme? Pinched, dear. Cumin? ...are you sure you want that in scrambled eggs?